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Soft unisex fit that looks intentional, not costume-y—classic crew neck, clean white text on forest green.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll like it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConversation deflector that still says \"I love you\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-ready for adult grandkids, cousins, and the quiet one at the kids' table who aged out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinimalist typography; reads clear in photos and across the living room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed\/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order \/ shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in the USA (Arizona). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Christmas; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. 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Avoid ironing the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order \/ shipping: Printed to order by the seller in the USA (Arizona). Allow 1–3 business days production, then free US shipping. For Thanksgiving or Christmas delivery, order ahead; message with your zip if unsure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns: Made-to-order apparel: no change-of-mind or sizing returns. 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