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Never iron the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order \/ shipping: Printed to order by the seller in the USA (Arizona). 1–3 business days production + US domestic transit. Confirm holiday cutoffs before peak week—message the shop anytime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns: Made to order—no change-of-mind or sizing returns. 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