{"product_id":"direct-questions-to-the-gravy-funny-thanksgiving-tee-mustard","title":"Direct Questions to the Gravy — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Mustard)","description":"\u003cp\u003ePlease direct all questions about my life plans to the gravy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne line, one job: route every \"So what's next?\" straight to the gravy boat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for college students home for break, single twenty- and thirty-somethings, and anyone mid-career-pivot. Big, bold, readable across the living room—charcoal text on mustard, classic crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll like it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-beat joke readable across the room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift for the college kid coming home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold typography that photographs well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes: Unisex adult S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Color: Mustard with charcoal print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed\/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order \/ shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in Tempe, Arizona (USA). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Thanksgiving; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. Contact me within 7 days with photos for print defects, wrong item, or shipping damage—I'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BakoTees","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67896600822059,"sku":"AHC-TG-04-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67896600854827,"sku":"AHC-TG-04-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67896600887595,"sku":"AHC-TG-04-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67896600920363,"sku":"AHC-TG-04-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67896600953131,"sku":"AHC-TG-04-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67896600985899,"sku":"AHC-TG-04-3XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5945\/4763\/files\/tg-04.png?v=1793037691","url":"https:\/\/bakotees.com\/products\/direct-questions-to-the-gravy-funny-thanksgiving-tee-mustard","provider":"Pronto Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}