{"product_id":"holiday-family-faq-funny-holiday-tee-burgundy","title":"Holiday Family FAQ — Funny Holiday Tee (Burgundy)","description":"\u003cp\u003eHoliday Family FAQ (so we can eat in peace).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSingle? Not discussing. Job? Gainfully surviving. Kids? None. On purpose. Politics? Pass the rolls. Weight? The turkey's heavier. Love you. Boundaries engaged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the relative who shows up with casserole energy and exit strategy energy. Cream text on deep burgundy works from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve leftovers. Wear it once and the table gets the memo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll like it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDual holiday wear (Thanksgiving and Christmas)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoundary humor without meanness—ends on love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong gift for siblings, cousins, and \"that aunt who gets it\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend). True to size for classic fit; size up for looser drape. See size chart in the photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Avoid ironing the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order \/ shipping: Printed to order by the seller in the USA (Arizona). Allow 1–3 business days production, then free US shipping. For Thanksgiving or Christmas delivery, order ahead; message with your zip if unsure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns: Made-to-order apparel: no change-of-mind or sizing returns. Defective \/ wrong \/ damaged items eligible for replacement—contact with photos within 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BakoTees","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67896595644715,"sku":"AHC-02-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67896595677483,"sku":"AHC-02-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67896595710251,"sku":"AHC-02-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67896595743019,"sku":"AHC-02-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67896595775787,"sku":"AHC-02-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67896595808555,"sku":"AHC-02-3XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5945\/4763\/files\/02-holiday-family-faq.jpg?v=1793037580","url":"https:\/\/bakotees.com\/products\/holiday-family-faq-funny-holiday-tee-burgundy","provider":"Pronto Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}