{"product_id":"thanksgiving-terms-conditions-funny-thanksgiving-tee-forest-green","title":"Thanksgiving Terms \u0026 Conditions — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Forest green)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThanksgiving Terms \u0026amp; Conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy accepting a plate, you agree that: 1. Seconds are not a cry for help. 2. My career is not a group project. 3. Leftovers are non-negotiable. 4. Relationship questions will be forwarded to my attorney.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, or any table where the questions arrive before the gravy. Legal-document humor people read twice—cream text on forest green, classic crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll like it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFine-print format that makes people stop and read\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-ready for the family member who's tired of the career check-in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinimalist typography; reads clear in photos and across the table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes: Unisex adult S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Color: Forest green with cream print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed\/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order \/ shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in Tempe, Arizona (USA). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Thanksgiving; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReturns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. Contact me within 7 days with photos for print defects, wrong item, or shipping damage—I'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BakoTees","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67896599249195,"sku":"AHC-TG-01-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67896599281963,"sku":"AHC-TG-01-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67896599314731,"sku":"AHC-TG-01-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67896599347499,"sku":"AHC-TG-01-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67896599380267,"sku":"AHC-TG-01-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67896599413035,"sku":"AHC-TG-01-3XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5945\/4763\/files\/tg-01.png?v=1793037653","url":"https:\/\/bakotees.com\/products\/thanksgiving-terms-conditions-funny-thanksgiving-tee-forest-green","provider":"Pronto Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}