Direct Questions to the Gravy — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Mustard)

Please direct all questions about my life plans to the gravy.

One line, one job: route every "So what's next?" straight to the gravy boat.

Perfect for college students home for break, single twenty- and thirty-somethings, and anyone mid-career-pivot. Big, bold, readable across the living room—charcoal text on mustard, classic crew neck.

Why you'll like it:

• One-beat joke readable across the room
• Gift for the college kid coming home
• Bold typography that photographs well

Sizes: Unisex adult S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Color: Mustard with charcoal print.

Fit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Made to order / shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in Tempe, Arizona (USA). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Thanksgiving; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.

Returns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. Contact me within 7 days with photos for print defects, wrong item, or shipping damage—I'll make it right.