Holiday Family FAQ — Funny Holiday Tee (Burgundy)

Holiday Family FAQ (so we can eat in peace).

Single? Not discussing. Job? Gainfully surviving. Kids? None. On purpose. Politics? Pass the rolls. Weight? The turkey's heavier. Love you. Boundaries engaged.

Built for the relative who shows up with casserole energy and exit strategy energy. Cream text on deep burgundy works from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve leftovers. Wear it once and the table gets the memo.

Why you'll like it:

• Dual holiday wear (Thanksgiving and Christmas)
• Boundary humor without meanness—ends on love
• Strong gift for siblings, cousins, and "that aunt who gets it"

Fit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend). True to size for classic fit; size up for looser drape. See size chart in the photos.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Avoid ironing the print.

Made to order / shipping: Printed to order by the seller in the USA (Arizona). Allow 1–3 business days production, then free US shipping. For Thanksgiving or Christmas delivery, order ahead; message with your zip if unsure.

Returns: Made-to-order apparel: no change-of-mind or sizing returns. Defective / wrong / damaged items eligible for replacement—contact with photos within 7 days.