Grandma FAQ — Funny Christmas Tee (Forest green)

Grandma FAQ – Please Read First.

Holiday dinner runs smoother when the interrogation has already been answered in print. Girlfriend? Working on it. School / job? Fine. Really. Sports? Still not joining the team. Staying out of trouble? Mostly. How are you? Hungry. Tired. Love you. Follow-up questions: see pie.

Wear it to Christmas at Grandma's, Friendsgiving-adjacent visits, or any gathering where love is loud and questions are louder. Soft unisex fit that looks intentional, not costume-y—classic crew neck, clean white text on forest green.

Why you'll like it:

• Conversation deflector that still says "I love you"
• Gift-ready for adult grandkids, cousins, and the quiet one at the kids' table who aged out
• Minimalist typography; reads clear in photos and across the living room

Fit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Made to order / shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in the USA (Arizona). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Christmas; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.

Returns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. Contact me within 7 days with photos for print defects, wrong item, or shipping damage—I'll make it right.