Introvert Christmas Roast (Cookies) — Funny Christmas Tee (Black)

I Came for the Cookies. Not the Cross-Examination.

Two lines. Maximum clarity. This is the Christmas shirt for people who RSVP for dessert access and emotional bandwidth conservation. High-contrast white print on black keeps it sharp under string lights and in group photos.

Gift it to the friend who disappears to the kitchen, the sibling who "just needs a minute," or yourself—because the cookie platter shouldn't come with a deposition.

Why you'll like it:

• Instantly readable punchline
• Works as party tee and gift under the tree
• Classic black blank pairs with everything from jeans to ugly-sweater adjacent pants

Fit note: Unisex adult soft tee. True to size; size up for oversized. Consult size chart.

Care: Wash cold inside out; tumble low. Do not bleach. Do not iron print.

Made to order / shipping: Made to order and printed by me in the USA. 1–3 business days to print, then ships US domestic (free US shipping). Order early for Christmas delivery windows.

Returns: Custom printed: replacements for defects / errors / damage only. No returns for preference or fit when the size chart was available.