Present and Accounted For. Emotionally Unavailable. — Funny Holiday Tee (Forest green)
Present and Accounted For. Emotionally Unavailable. — Funny Holiday Tee (Forest green)
Present and Accounted For. Emotionally Unavailable.
Attendance: confirmed. Emotional labor: deferred. Two-line design on forest green—festive enough for Christmas photos, blunt enough for Thanksgiving small talk fatigue. Ideal for introverts, overstimulated hosts' helpers, and anyone whose love language is showing up quietly.
Why you'll like it:
- Short, punchy two-line design that reads from across the room
- Works Nov–Jan without feeling Christmas-only
- Forest green reads "holiday" without snowflake clip art
Fit note: Unisex soft adult tee. True to size or size up for relaxed. See chart.
Care: Wash cold inside out; tumble low; protect the print.
Made to order / shipping: Made to order by the seller in the USA (Arizona). 1–3 business days production + free US shipping. Plan ahead for holiday peaks.
Returns: No change-of-mind or sizing returns on custom-printed tees; I'll fix print errors, wrong items, and transit damage with photo proof.