Thanksgiving Terms & Conditions — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Forest green)
Thanksgiving Terms & Conditions — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Forest green)
Thanksgiving Terms & Conditions.
By accepting a plate, you agree that: 1. Seconds are not a cry for help. 2. My career is not a group project. 3. Leftovers are non-negotiable. 4. Relationship questions will be forwarded to my attorney.
Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, or any table where the questions arrive before the gravy. Legal-document humor people read twice—cream text on forest green, classic crew neck.
Why you'll like it:
- Fine-print format that makes people stop and read
- Gift-ready for the family member who's tired of the career check-in
- Minimalist typography; reads clear in photos and across the table
Sizes: Unisex adult S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Color: Forest green with cream print.
Fit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order / shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in Tempe, Arizona (USA). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Thanksgiving; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.
Returns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. Contact me within 7 days with photos for print defects, wrong item, or shipping damage—I'll make it right.