Leftovers Custody Agreement — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Cranberry / maroon)
Leftovers Custody Agreement.
Party A (me) receives: stuffing, pie, the good containers. Party B (everyone else) receives: the celery. Visitation for the gravy: Sundays only.
The only Thanksgiving negotiation that matters. Wear it to dinner, the day-after fridge raid, or Friendsgiving—cream text on cranberry/maroon, classic crew neck.
Why you'll like it:
- Food humor everyone gets—no politics required
- Gift-ready for siblings, moms, and the leftovers hoarder
- Minimalist typography; reads clear in photos
Sizes: Unisex adult S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Color: Cranberry / maroon with cream print.
Fit note: Unisex adult tee (soft cotton or cotton-blend blank). Size up for a relaxed/oversized look; true-to-size for a classic fit. Check the size chart in photos before ordering.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order / shipping: Each shirt is printed to order by me in Tempe, Arizona (USA). Please allow 1–3 business days for production, then free US shipping. Order early for Thanksgiving; message the shop if you need delivery guidance for your zip.
Returns: Because each tee is custom printed made-to-order, I can't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. Contact me within 7 days with photos for print defects, wrong item, or shipping damage—I'll make it right.