Thanksgiving Agenda — Funny Thanksgiving Tee (Burnt orange)

THANKSGIVING AGENDA

1. Arrive late enough
2. Compliment the turkey
3. Dodge all questions
4. Secure leftover rights
5. Exit before dessert drama

A five-point plan for surviving Turkey Day with dignity and Tupperware. Burnt orange blank leans into fall without costume territory; white list typography keeps it readable from across the buffet.

Why you'll like it:

• Made for Thanksgiving, start to finish
• Numbered-list joke everyone at the table will read
• Great host gift, Friendsgiving white-elephant, or matching cousins drop

Fit note: Unisex adult. True to size; size up if you want room for the third plate. Check size chart.

Care: Cold wash inside out; low dry; no iron on graphic.

Made to order / shipping: Printed after purchase by me in the USA. 1–3 business days production, then free US shipping. For Thanksgiving week delivery, order well before your cutoff—message for ETA help.

Returns: Made-to-order: replacements for quality / wrong item / transit damage only. No change-of-mind or sizing returns.